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Adult novelties coming soon! Everything will be listed here with prices, photos, and in depth descriptions so you can be 100% confident you're getting exactly what you've been dreaming of. All you have to do is order online with curbside pick up, or give us a call and we have your item set aside for you to pick up in person <3 


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For Her

Vibrators, sensual adventure kits, and toys to tickle her pink

First Item

12

items under construction

Second Item

15

items under construction

Third Item

22

items under construction

For Him

Strokers, Pumps, and stimulants for any situation

First Item

12

items under construction

Second Item

15

items under construction

Third Item

22

items under construction

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